Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,340 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Get skewered on spikes
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
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Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
